I asked you to ask… and you did. If you ever have a question that isn’t on here, just contact me!

What city do you live in?

Orlando, Florida. Learn more basic stuff about me on the About page.

What companies do you and B work for?

Nice try. Next question. (If you are a pro stalker and happen to know- a reminder that the views expressed here are in no way, shape, or form the views of our employers and should not be associated as such.)

When did you get married?

B and I tied the knot on March 20, 2010, in Indianapolis, Indiana.

How many mothers-in-law do you have?

Three. (sigh) Next question.

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

It’s hard to pick, but I think mint oreo (basically cookies & cream with mint ice cream.) Don’t tell cookie dough I feel that way though.

What about your favorite sea creature?

Easy. Seahorses. (Giraffes of the sea.)

What’s the limit of pugs that a sane person can own?

I think two. And I’ll remind you… we have three.

Have you ever owned a non-pug?

Growing up, I had two cats, countless fish, a few rodents that were my sisters’ responsibilities, a Yorkie/Maltese named Emma (my mom gave her away), and an American Eskimo named Snowball (my mom gave him away too.) Our third dog was Oliver the pug, and he stuck, even though my mom threatened to give him away about 37 times during his short four year life. His death was briefly under investigation (by me) but my mom was cleared of all involvement. Barely.

Why didn’t you give away a dollar per question submitted?

Because I’m poor and cheap.