I’m not sure who this Pope Francis I is that you’re all talking about. I heard they selected Pope Dixie Bugg I.
She eats her own poop, but promises to be a firm leader. A dramatic choice, as she is not only the first female Pope, but the first canine Pope as well!
Big thanks to my Twinner for the illustration. Ever since B said “Pope Dixie Bugg!” I had this in my head, and she hooked me up!
In all seriousness… I love Pope time, it’s so exciting to see (mostly) all Catholics excited about the life that new leadership can breathe into the church. In that sense, Pope Dixie Bugg I would not have much to offer the Catholic church. They should probably stick with Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio. I can almost guarantee he has no interest in eating poop. And other more important qualifications, too.
Happy Hump Day, everyone!