January 24th, 2011

My Bum is on the Swedish

So, I’ve been keeping a big secret from you all!

I think I’ve mentioned that I’m adopted. I was born April 2, 1985 at the Peoria Methodist Medical Center in Illinois. My parents were in New Jersey and flew out to adopt me. I don’t know anything about my birthparents except that she was 16.

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January 20th, 2011

Small Breakdown

So, I am having what I like to call a small breakdown. I am behind on EVERYTHING. Blogging and blog reading, housekeeping, laundry, correspondence, grocery shopping, WEIGHT WATCHERS… everything. I need 5-10 more hours in a day. I can’t do anything but work at work (ladies who can read blogs and use social networking at …READ MORE

January 16th, 2011

The Incredible Sleepwalking KJ

I’ve always been a sleep-talker and sometimes a sleep-thrasher. (I kicked B’s blistered burnt legs on our honeymoon while we were sleeping. He was not happy.) But I have never really sleepwalked (sleptwalked?). Until now.

I’ve only had two semi-sleepwalking incidents. The first was in Chicago, on a trip in 2007 when B and I …READ MORE

January 16th, 2011

Devil Pugs

I totally dominated the Old Navy clearance section tonight. All items were 40% off the clearance prices! Last week I found the most AWESOME pug-related accessory after the store closed (while I was working!) and so I stashed it behind some items (guilty) and figured I’d buy it the following week. Turns out, that’s when …READ MORE

January 15th, 2011

Hopslam FTW (Houdini NOTSOMUCH.)

I had one of those days today. The I’m-frustrated-so-I’m-crying-at-my-desk kind of day. Mostly frustrated with my work load and my ability to handle it. And probably that pairs with PMS. But oh well, that’s what alcohol is for.

I stopped on the way home to pick up Bell’s Hopslam at our favorite crazy-awesome alcohol super-store, …READ MORE